Rodman Tells Kim Jong Un He Has ‘Friend for Life’
Evil little bastard who has been threatening to fire his nuclear bombs on the U.S.A. Rodman VOMIT WORTHY — Creepy tattoo fanatic NBA star Dennis Rodman sucks up to the little man who wants to fire...
View ArticleMan Lifts Baby Manatee Out of the Water; Posts Photos on Facebook; Gets...
FACEBOOK SNITCH — A CREEP came across some innocent photos of a man and his children admiring a fish at the beach and snitched him out to the cops who say the Florida Fish and Wildlife consider this...
View ArticleWeirdos Are Paying $750 for “Fake Girlfriend” on Facebook
WTF is wrong with people? FakeInternetGirlfriend.com is a dishonest and deceitful service targeting paranoid, anti-social sociopaths who pay $750 fee for someone to pretend to be their girlfriend on...
View ArticleTO THE EVIL SATAN WORSHIPER WHO HAS CAST A SPELL ON ME
See this mother fucker? It’s a solid silver cross! And I wear it on my neck for protection. So stop using your satanic evil mind signals on me you dirtbag cock sucker! I also have a PENTAGRAM to...
View ArticleThe Most Asinine: $5.00 Toilet Use Fee
Bad press relations for the nitpicking owner of a restaurant (Facebook) using a sheriff to track down a woman who used her restroom but failed to pay the $5.00 fee. After locating the evil criminal...
View ArticleAussie Miners Fired for their ‘Harlem Shake’ YouTube Snippet
WTF? Why fire them? The miners were just having a quick bit of fun, yet their asshole gold-obsessed boss fired them, using the excuse the “shake” was a “safety violation.” A Facebook page has been...
View ArticleThe Killing of America Through Food
With epidemic obesity and diabetes in full swing in America today, Wendy’s introduces their “Baconator” burger. What ever happened to the simple hamburger? Why is only one patty with lettuce, onion,...
View ArticleHomeless Man Ticketed for Digging in Trash for Food
Of all the lamebrain things — clue to the dumb Houston, Texas cop: if he had money to pay a ticket, he wouldn’t be digging in the trash for food. WTF? Leave the homeless people alone! Especially vets...
View ArticleEmployer Fires Hero Who Saved Kids from Shark Attack
As you visitors already know by now, in our backward, upside-down world of today, wrong is right and injustice IS justice! Such is the case of this sane, rational man who saved some kids from a shark....
View ArticleHow to Ruin a Good Recipe
Everything was going good with this Swedish Meatballs cooking video, UNTIL the part when ANCHOVIES are introduced. WTF? Nobody puts stinky salty anchovies in Swedish meatballs! Come on now! Just...
View ArticleMan Kicked Off Southwest Flight for Being Fat
Paying customer humiliated by low-class idiots in charge. “YOU ALL IS NASTY!” Matthew Harper, who weighs 340 pounds, told media that he ”felt like a criminal” when a Southwest official reportedly...
View ArticleSTOP SHOWING ICDC COLLEGE COMMERCIAL BEFORE MY HEAD EXPLODES, DAMN YOU!
Pronounce college right! ICDC needs a grammar class. AGGRAVATING commercial! KAH-LIDGE KAH-LIDGE KAH-LIDGE KAH-LIDGE FOR GOD’S SAKE SHUT UP! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!
View ArticleThe $545 T-Shirt
Who in their right mind would pay $545 for a t-shirt? The filthy rich with money to burn, that’s who! Shallow fools who’ll pay $540 for the LABEL and $5 for the actual t-shirt. With all the...
View ArticleVIDEO: Vicious Female Cop Filmed Beating BUM to Death with Baton
A vicious female cop beat an unarmed BUM 10 times with a baton as he laid helpless on the ground bleeding from his head. Not only that, but bystanders and a PCS store goon also kicked and beat the...
View ArticleSplenda Causes Diabetes?
STOP TRYING TO KILL US! The evil ones who are making us fat and sick with diabetes by selling us sugary, fat-laden food to reduce the population have even infiltrated the sugar substitute market, where...
View ArticleThe 12 Worst Supermarkets in America
Consumer Reports recently conducted a survey of more than 24,000 shoppers to rank the best and worst out of 52 grocery store chains. Guess what? Except for Wal-Mart Superstores at #2, all the other...
View ArticleWashington Cheat Gets Cold Welcome Home
Antagonistic bitch. I wouldn’t go home to that. Why bother? She wants to fight and argue and shame and hurt. No wonder he cheated if she does nasty, humiliating shit like that. Dude, pack your bags...
View ArticleTerrible Airline Holds Passengers Hostage for Five Hours, Shuts Off Air in...
In our crazy Twilight Zone-ish upside-down, backwards world bad service is good service. Allegiant Air passengers were filmed singing to keep the calm as they were kept on the runway for FIVE miserable...
View ArticlePOLL: Majority of Americans Don’t Trust Newspapers and Television News
A new Gallup Poll tells us what we already know: news media is biased based on their political and religious positions, exaggerates news stories for ratings/advertiser revenue, creates scandals we...
View ArticleIt’s Called “The Terrorist Look”
Style Policewoman is right. Facial stubble apparently is fad among celebrities where they think they’re looking macho and sexy — just watch any new TV show or talk show. They’re going on looking like...
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